if i give you a boner please tell me so i can feel good about myself
i need to get a real job so i can stop crying over expensive lingerie and start crying in expensive lingerie
I swear I get contact highs faster than it takes my medicine to kick in.
I haven’t had a head cold in forever. Now it’s 1:35 in the morning, I have school tomorrow, and I can’t breathe so I can’t sleep. ): someone save me.
current mood: tamagotchi after it poops
if I ever commit a murder I’m blaming this post
I don’t know how much vodka I put in this but I’m going to drink it anyway: a memoir
this drink tastes awful but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel